***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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