Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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