Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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