thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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