If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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