Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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