id be glad to
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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