My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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