Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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