I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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