I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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