So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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