I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!