Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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