somebody snuck up and got me drunk
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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