Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
operation have a gay friend backfired
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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