Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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