You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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