I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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