if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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