Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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