the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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