This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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