how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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