We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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