that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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