I don't think brook has ever known best
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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