I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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