I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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