He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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