he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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