your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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