Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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