Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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