is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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