going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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