that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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