I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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