i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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