He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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