I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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