My first STD was from a foam party
i just google imaged poop.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Sext me about skeletons
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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