i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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