I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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