after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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