It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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