she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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