I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The struggles of a small town man whore
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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