That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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