yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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