Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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