is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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