She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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