she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
