i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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